"A Liar's Pants Must Burn" T-Shirts & Hoodies [New!]

Clothes for when you want to have someone on the peak of a spiritual experience tell you that you embody darkness. Don't overstay your welcome, Batman. Based on a scene from "Slouching Towards Branson," Will Wood's award-winning new comedy special/concert film mixing music from across his discography with a heartfelt but darkly comedic story about his "big dramatic hiatus and subsequent anticlimactic return to the stage." It can currently only be watched on Patreon, available for free to all paid members and to purchase for the public. An audio edit of the special can be heard on all major streaming services. For more information, visit willwood.net/slouching

Shirts and hoodies available size Small-5XL, direct to garment printed on 100% cotton. Hoodies are Gildan 18500, available S-5XL, 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester with a large front pouch pocket and drawstrings in a matching color.

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In the event that your order can’t arrived in time for your holiday, we recommend printing out the handwritten note from Will Wood we've provided on the site and putting it in a fun envelope for the recipient as a card wishing them a happy (insert occasion here), letting them know the item is on the way, and thanking them for the support!

Because of the nature of the manufacturing process our provider uses, we strongly recommend washing our items in cold water, turned inside out. This helps increase the longevity of the print quality and prevent the fading of inks and dyes.

Posters and some other items will sometimes arrive at a different time and in separate packages from other items included in the same order as they may be produced at different factories.